By Allah I Swear It!

From the Holy City of North Ridgeville

It's hard times these days for fawning shills. First it was poor Comical Ali, righteously proclaiming the non-existence of U.S. forces in Baghdad as M1 tanks glide past in the distance.

Now it's Dan Rather suffering the outrageous slings and arrows of reality. He could barely get the disinformation out of his mouth before uncooperative bloggers pointed out the sheer, joyous fraudulence of his story.

I imagine Dan felt like Tsar Nicholas, jostled about by a bunch of smelly peasants as they led him down to the cellar. I imagine he didn't have any more of a clue about what the near future held for him than Rather does....