Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Saint Nothing's Day Massacre

From the Holy City of Sandusky

It seems that the fair citizens of Apartheid Chicago are the victims of a cruel and pernicious hoax!

Local media outlets are reporting that in excess of thirty people were shot over the weekend, with at least four assuming room (or outdoor) temperature. Clearly, this is IMPOSSIBLE!

Chicago has some of the strictest gun laws in the nation. There’s simply no way that anyone could be shot there (except by the incompetent, trigger happy, corrupt Chicago PD), much less thirty people! The Tribune and Sun-Times should hang their heads in shame for perpetuating such nonsense.

In related news, Chicago police slaughtered one of our puma friends in a hail of gunfire. The unfortunate cat was shot in the street when it allegedly attacked police. There is no truth at all to the story that the gun found underneath said mountain lion originated in a Chicago Police Department evidence locker. In related news, two black panthers were shot in their beds by Chicago police. No weapons were found at the scene...

3 Comments:

Blogger Michael Ejercito said...

For people to legally own handguns in Chicago, they must register them.

Registration forms are available to rich, white people with connections to the Daley junta.

April 23, 2008 2:58 AM  
Blogger Chris Morton said...

And to Chicago cops and members of the Chicago city council, in other words to the criminal element.

April 23, 2008 10:10 AM  
OpenID jovent said...

Although blacks are 12% of the population in reality it is just 2% of the blacks that commit 50% of the murders and a greater percentage of other crimes. Consider: black females - 6%. Blacks from zero yrs. to 12 yrs. and black males from 50-100 years commit an infinitesimal percentage of the crimes. Therefore we are left with two percent. If we eliminate crimes committed by this two percent from the U.S. statistics our country compares very favorably with all Western countries. Fact -- blacks kill 7 times more than whites kill. Fact -- blacks kill whites 20 times more than whites kill blacks. Fact -- blacks mug or commit group crime against whites 50 times more than whites commit against blacks. Fact -- blacks rape white women 2000 (yes 2000) times more than whites rape black women. In New York City, about 300 white women are raped by blacks every year BUT there has not been a black woman raped by a white male in anybody’s memory (going back over 20 yrs.) Consider: Al Sharpton had to go upstate New York to find a hoax and that was almost 20 years ago. (Source NYT 4/22/05)

According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics 2004 report (released May 2006), blacks commit 54 percent of the homicides in America even though they constitute only 12 percent of the population.

An individual black male is seven times more likely to commit murder than an individual white male. It so happens that black felons commit 43 percent of aggravated assaults, 66 percent of armed robberies, 27 percent of rapes and 85 percent of interracial crimes of violence, mainly against whites (this last figure from a Justice Department report 2003). However, it's not just in the United States. The greatest dicators in recent years have emerged in Africa. People like Idi Amin of Uganda, Hastings Kamuzu Banda in Malawi, Mobutu Sese Seko, in Zaire, self-anointed Emperor Bokassa of the Central African Republic, Mohammed Saidi Barre in Somalia, Sani Abacha of Nigeria, Robert Mugabe in Zimbabwe -- the list is endless.

Blacks are dumber as well, statistics analyzed by the New York Times (July 4, 1999) dispel the poverty argument by establishing that impoverished white children whose parents earn less than $10,000 a year score higher on standardized SAT tests than black children whose parents earn more than $70,000 a year. Also, nearly 70 percent of black children are born out of wedlock.

June 30, 2008 1:35 PM  

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